Bold Fashion Gifts

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Too bright."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Fortune Favours the Brave

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Fashionista

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. he's paying me handsomely to defend him and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Hairdressing for Bald People

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Midlife Madness

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"He's had a chequered life."

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

Barber shaves a customer's head.