Fashion Boldness Gifts

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

The Surly Yoof

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Fashionista

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Arrogant OAP.

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Ask me about my thick neck.

Midlife Madness

"And which solar system are you from?"

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

'He's always been a bit of a show-off!'

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

"They looked really cool when we tried them on in the store, right?"

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?"

Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!

Gary couldn't tell if people were serious or actually making fun of his new haircut. ('Hey! Nice hat!')