Fashion Boldness Gifts

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

The Surly Yoof

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Fashionista

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Arrogant OAP.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Ask me about my thick neck.

"And which solar system are you from?"

Midlife Madness

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

"They looked really cool when we tried them on in the store, right?"

'He's always been a bit of a show-off!'

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!

Gary couldn't tell if people were serious or actually making fun of his new haircut. ('Hey! Nice hat!')