Boldness Gifts

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'He's always been a bit of a show-off!'

Arrogant OAP.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Ego Increasing School

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

Fortune Favours the Brave

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

The Board of Fear

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. he's paying me handsomely to defend him and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

'It's a whole new ballgame out there, so get ready for some extra innings,'