Fashion Fearless Gifts

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Suits 50% Off

Choosing What To Wear.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Easter Bonnet

The Surly Yoof

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.