Fashion Savvy Gifts

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

Douglas Stuart

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Too much for the school run?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

His and Her wardrobe's

Changing Room Decisions