Fashion-conscious Partner Gifts

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I don't like your application."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Rainbow skier

The Bland Leading the Bland

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Is that a wig?'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

QR tattoo.

Surveying.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Young Frankenstein

This girl had a very faded top...

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.