Fashion-forward Friend Gifts

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Rap music

Spotty dress

"It's just a hydrant tattoo. Don't even think about it."

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

This girl had a very faded top...

Then and Now

'Is that a wig?'

'I think sir requires heavyweight!'

"I don't like your application."

Rainbow skier

"Sorry I'm late, chief - I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

We stock ALL sizes...

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Chippunks

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Prosecco Drinker

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

QR tattoo.

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Why do men wear long short pants?

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

The Island of Misfit Pants

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"