Fashion Fearless Prints

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Beware of Dawg.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

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Choosing What To Wear.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

The Surly Yoof

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Hospital gown pageant.