Fashion Improviser Gifts

"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Utility Chic.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'I ran into a whittler.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Eating raw cake mix.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

Castaway with a tennis court.