Fashion Improviser Gifts

"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Utility Chic.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Cooking With Pollock.

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Eating raw cake mix.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

Castaway with a tennis court.

His mane bun is just so wrong.