Shoelace Inspector T-Shirts

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Office of quality assurance"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"I think we're in luck!"

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

The best racehorses have the best trainers

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'