Weights And Measures Inspector Gifts

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

All Natural Nothing

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Quality Control

Lightbulb Maker

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Target practice

Inspected by Inspector #12

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Robots/inspected.

Safety First.

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

Free sample stand in food market.

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Recall notice

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

"...he's the factory inspector."

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.

Garment Inspectors Convention.