Weigh Station Operator Gifts

"One truck is over loaded, one is under loaded, and one is just right."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Dieting Motivation.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Ohm sweet Ohm

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

Instagram!!!

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Back scratcher

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

Shame on You.

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.