'A hundred and ninety pounds!'
Weighing Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the concept of weighing with a humorous or meaningful twist? Our collection features products that blend wit and charm, ideal for anyone interested in the art of balancing life, weighing options, or simply having a good laugh about weighty topics. These items are perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate a clever nod to the importance of weighing things in life, whether literally or metaphorically. Explore our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that thoughtfully or humorously embrace the theme of weighing.
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."
The Bearskin Hat Family
"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"
Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.
A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.
She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.
"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."
"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"
'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'
Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.
Tightrope Walker.
Gym workout.
A 'failed' brake check!
Non-metric speak your weight machine
Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.
The happy union of rail and trucking.
"See? The good still outweighs the bad."
"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."
'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'
"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."
"Just a few pumps more...!"
Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'
This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!
The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker
'I think it's having a core melt down!'
Warranty Void
'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'
Time Scales
Shame on You.
Spinning plates
'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'
Weighing Gifts Collection
Weighing Mugs
Discover more fun mugs that play with the theme of weighing—perfect for adding humor or meaning to your morning routine.
Weighing Pillows
Find pillows that bring wit and personality into your space with designs inspired by the theme of weighing—comfort meets cleverness.
Weighing Prints
Browse art prints that creatively interpret the idea of weighing—whether serious, humorous, or inspiring—to decorate your walls with style.
Weighing T-Shirts
Explore our collection of T-shirts that humorously or thoughtfully reference weighing—ideal for casual wear that makes a statement.