Measuring Gifts

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

The Bearskin Hat Family

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Scales

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Time Scales

Warranty Void

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Carpenter

Measuring a girl's height.

New Scotland Metre.

"This snake measures 24 inches."

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

37.85 Litres Hats

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K