Measurements Gifts

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Foot Long Hot Dogs. Actual Mileage May Vary.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'I will never understand baseball, everything is measured in feet.'

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Scales

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Warranty Void

Time Scales

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

Carpenter

Measuring a girl's height.