Measurements Gifts

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'I will never understand baseball, everything is measured in feet.'

"I'm from Europe. It's a 37.854 liter hat."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Scales

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Carpenter

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

Warranty Void

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Time Scales

Measuring a girl's height.

New Scotland Metre.

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

"This snake measures 24 inches."