Measurement Maven Gifts

Smooth Operators - Customer Feedback.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'

New Scotland Metre.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"This snake measures 24 inches."

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Carpenter

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Shaken not stirred

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Business is off the chart.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Satis Factory Tour

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

Confirmation Bias

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'