Measurement Mavens Gifts

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Call me Ishmael."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Satis Factory Tour

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

The Nautical Step

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Money and Football

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

A pack of icebergs out hunting

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

The Way of the Euro?

"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"