Measurement Mavens Gifts

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Call me Ishmael."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Satis Factory Tour

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Money and Football

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."

The Way of the Euro?

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'