Metric System Maven Gifts

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Business is off the chart.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Satis Factory Tour

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Hectare?

Castle Efficiency

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

Open-Plan Psychiatry

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Yes, I know it looks like a blank canvas. . . I call it apathy!"

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Quantum Mechanics.

Summer Decorating