Metric System Maven Pillows

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Business is off the chart.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

Satis Factory Tour

Categories are the key to organizing.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Castle Efficiency

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Yes, I know it looks like a blank canvas. . . I call it apathy!"

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Quantum Mechanics.

Summer Decorating

'Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math'.'