Mathematics Maven Pillows

Vote. Democracy was invented here in Athens. And Euclid invented triangulation.

666=>Evil 25.8069758011=> The Root of All Evil...

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Business is off the chart.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

Jerk Gene

The Euro.

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"