Mathematical Maven Pillows

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The Euro.

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

Jerk Gene

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'