Mathematical Maven Mugs

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man carrying his boss.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

The Euro.

Jerk Gene

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.