Mechanics Maven Mugs

The car mechanic

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

Who Wore It Best?

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'