Metric Maven Pillows

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Satis Factory Tour

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Business is off the chart.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Psychic Research Unit.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

When psychics fight.

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

Reading the Leaves.

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

'And I see a pressing debt...oh yeah, to me, for fifty bucks.'