Metro Maven Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"Textin’"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.