Metropolis Maven Gifts

Cartoon City...

Come to Brooklyn

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Made in China

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Time to buy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Looks like another profit's warning