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Cartoon City...

Come to Brooklyn

"We pigeons are proof in you can make it in NYC, you can make it anywhere."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Ski lift mobile

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Time to buy.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'