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Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"I think he's the guy that invented glue."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Ice skater

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Nature Lovers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Human Brain

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."