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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

Ice skater

"Textin’"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."