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Alexander Borodin.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Jerk Gene

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

At the Halloween party down there, one fat molecule is dressed as an angel and another as a devil. Makes sense, there are good gars and bad fats. The antibody is wearing a cape. Everybody's been calling him a superhero so he dressed like one. That virus wasn't invited but he sneaked in dressed as the long ranger. He's always showing up where he's not wanted. The ironic thing is the virus is wearing a mask.

Life is ghoul

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Bleak House

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Lacks Structure and Meaning

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Snake charming the telephone.

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Lightbulb Maker

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

Even in manufacturing the creative well can run dry.

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

The Monster Under the Bed.