Metropolis Muser Gifts

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"But am I happy? Very."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

"You're what?!"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"We pigeons are proof in you can make it in NYC, you can make it anywhere."

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.