Metaverse Maven Gifts

"He never takes off that V.R. headset. Is there any way you can do his medical exam in the metaverse?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Textin’"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Bleak House

Spam traps on mobiles

Man-mobile

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Psychic Research Unit.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Mobile Phones

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."