Metaverse Explorer Gifts

Rich in metaverse. Poor in real life

Meta losses

Big Bang Theory.

Evolution.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."