Metaverse Gifts

Rich in metaverse. Poor in real life

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Office Meeting

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Department de Philosophie

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

Muppets of the multiverse.

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"