Meta Marvel Gifts

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The Artist

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Phoenix

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

New Marvel Heroes

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

The Greatest Mime in the World

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'People soup again?'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Escaping a desert island

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Houdini's Dog.

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.