Mic Marvel Gifts

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Guitar Man.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Popera!

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Rock On

New Marvel Heroes

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Harmonica

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Santa Metal Claus

"Turn down the bass."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Hacksaw Violin.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"'Golden' years, my a**...."