Mic Marvel Pillows

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Guitar Man.

Phoenix

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Popera!

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Rock On

New Marvel Heroes

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Harmonica

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

The Greatest Mime in the World

Santa Metal Claus

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Turn down the bass."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"