Microwave Marvel Gifts

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Grandma's caf

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Harmonica

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Turn down the bass."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Tortoise and the Hare

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Team!

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Dick Van Dyke

Meaningful Negotiations?

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'