Microwave Marvel Gifts

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Grandma's caf

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Harmonica

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Turn down the bass."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Tortoise and the Hare

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Money or your beard!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Dick Van Dyke

Team!

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Meaningful Negotiations?

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

'It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week.'