Magnetism Marvel Gifts

Wow - that's some fridge magnet..!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Macho man body building club.

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Hares looking at Euclid

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Magician creates magic square

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Iron Man Competition"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Houdini's Dog.

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'