Magnet Marvel Gifts

"Our communication system has gone down! All the magnets fell off the refrigerator!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Macho man body building club.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Iron Man Competition"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Houdini's Dog.

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Money or your beard!"

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Orca magnet attracts skater.

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

King George VI

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'