Magnetism Marvel Mugs

Wow - that's some fridge magnet..!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Macho man body building club.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Hares looking at Euclid

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Magician creates magic square

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"Iron Man Competition"

Houdini's Dog.

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'