Meta Humor Lover Gifts

"Pettigrew! - You forget this is a cartoon and I can see every word that you think!!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

The 'Would You Watch This Show' Show?

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

"This is a great video game based on a movie based on a video game!"

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"See what I mean Doc?? Every time I try to speak, no words come out, just these giant white bubbles with text in them!!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

Dead Funny

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Crap from the future.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Reaper's Arms