Meta Joke Enthusiast Gifts

"Really? You told him he's a digitally drawn cartoon that could be deleted at any moment with a single keystroke?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Bert's dog training.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Alternative Medicine

WTF?

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine