Meta Joke Enthusiast Mugs

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Bert's dog training.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Eat me"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Amateurs."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Alternative Medicine

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

WTF?

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'