Meta Humor Gifts

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Lemonade App: $1"

Escaping a desert island

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"Pettigrew! - You forget this is a cartoon and I can see every word that you think!!"

"Life's sure good as a cartoon cowboy Abe, but dammit... my cartoonist never could figure out how to draw a horse!"

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"I uploaded my empathy to the cloud."

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

"Hi there! Can I help explain this cartoon to you?"

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."