Meta Humor Pillows

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

Wifi in Hell

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

Escaping a desert island

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at my Local Caf

"Really? You told him he's a digitally drawn cartoon that could be deleted at any moment with a single keystroke?"

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"Pettigrew! - You forget this is a cartoon and I can see every word that you think!!"

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"Life's sure good as a cartoon cowboy Abe, but dammit... my cartoonist never could figure out how to draw a horse!"

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

"I uploaded my empathy to the cloud."

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."