Cyber Humor Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Computer with a virus

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Religion and technology.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Lemonade App: $1"

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'