Cyber Humor Prints

STRIP Hambone: Computer with a virus

"Talk nerdy to me."

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Religion and technology.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"