Meta Joke Lover Pillows

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The hyenas started it."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Doggone

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Vegetarian Birds

Your lobster was off!

The Modern Novel.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg