Meta Joke Lover Prints

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Doggone

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Vegetarian Birds

Your lobster was off!

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."